With the possible exception of waiting in line at the DMV or being forced to watch a "Family Matters" marathon on TV Land, I can think of few activities as tedious or as odious as having to write about oneself. So I will be mercifully brief. I'm an experienced copywriter who is hoping to rediscover my passion for the creative process. I don't care about winning shiny baubles or occupying a corner office complete with a solid-gold espresso machine. I just want to do good work. Now, rather than try to convince you that I'm the hottest thing to come along since Leonard Maltin, I'll let you come to your own conclusions. You can view some samples of my thinking by clicking the links below. If you like what you see, hit me up. Maybe we can work together sometime. I'm hungry for new opportunities and fresh challenges. Now if you’ll excuse me, I must take my leave. The episode of "Family Matters" that starts with Steve Urkel wreaking havoc on the Winslow household only to end with a heartwarming, life-affirming message is on next. Oh wait, that's every episode.